They say babies are born with an innate desire to escape confined spaces. Theyre also born with the ability to generate absurdly loud, ear-piercing sounds, and to produce excrement approximately half their body weight (just like their father). I am now tasked with assisting in the raising of a delicate, nocturnal being with precarious control of her so-called voluntary muscle.

And Ive loved her since before she was born, and wouldnt trade it for anything in this world.