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6Jan/0913

damn you, axminster!

A villain is only truly successful if he:

  • Strikes fear into the hearts of his foes
  • Is purely bloodthirsty with no remorse
  • Is incessantly persistent
  • Has an incredible name

Enter Axminster, the unbelievably fantastic arch-nemesis found in the tenth episode of MacGyver's first season. He meets all the necessary enemy criteria and exceeds each in his own hilarious way. Axminster, a deadly assassin who is fond of peanuts, is sent to kill MacGyver in the mountains. He brings only an AK-47-toting posse, a couple of Jeeps, and his finest sunglasses. Despite the name "Axminster" being said at least fifteen times throughout the 50-minute episode, Axminster never returns in a follow-up episode to continue his normal Axminsterish shenanigans. Instead, Murdoc picks up that mantle and does a respectable job. Video after the break... Without further ado, I present a labor of love: It's Axminster! (high-quality link), a tribute to a character eliminated before his rightful time. The clip compilation is only two minutes long and won't hurt anyone to watch it. Keep in mind that all of the material is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures.

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Credits: Axminster is played by D'Mitch Davis, and MacGyver is played by Richard Dean Anderson. Phenomenal actors both.

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  • really? no comment on the video?

    and i dont know how you do it. i checked that page daily for months and he never put anything up, and when i start slacking off, you get the scoop. how does that work?

    its a pretty decent song. no quality version available for download though. :(

  • DAMN YOU AXMINSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sorry, dog. havent watched it yet.

  • i should retract the it wont hurt anyone to watch it statement; apparently, the video can give you nightmares.

  • A fine video, but I dont think it proves your point. Damn fine though. Did you edit it together yourself?

  • Yeah, but I didnt have to do muchit follows the MacGyver episode pretty closely. Truly an amazing episode. If only they were all such high caliber.

  • (exhaustedly) Damn you, Axminster.

  • My partner and I died when we saw this video you made. It was truly perfect. We had just watched the episode Targe MacGyver and were confused by the lead villains name: Did he just call him Axminster? Is Axminster even a name? , etc and we started laughing EVERY time Axminster was uttered. And when Mac sat on the ground cradling his grandfather and proclaimed: Damn you Axminster!! the deal was sealed for us. We couldnt hear the name without laughing our faces off. We LOLd when we saw your video. How can I share it?

  • Ha, well I didnt upload it to YouTube because I didnt want Paramount getting mad at me, and I wanted to direct the traffic here. So you can share it on various services by using the little icons immediately below the post, or you can just share a link to this page. You could also download the high-quality version from the link in the post, if youre interested. Really, there are ways to see the direct URL of the .flv file, which you could embed in a webpage.

    Your story is exactly what I was hoping to hear by making this. Its such an hilarious episode.

  • well thank you for all the info. yes, we were thrilled someone out there in the world got it the same way we did. If I ever met one of the writers I would ask them about Axminster and how they came up with such a bad ass/amazing name!

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